Saturday, May 15, 2010

NOTICE: ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES!

What an idiot I've been, toiling in relative obscurity with a rather low pay grade to show for it. Going from the relative drudgery of one working day to another -- when I could have made a mint -- training successive Conservative COS!

When I look at what they've been up to until now, I can't help but smile. Funny, but adroit somehow does not come to mind regarding their conduct.

We could start with the basics: getting along with others without really having to try! Then, we could deftly move on to other more pressing matters: the art of letter writing, the knack of knowing when to butt-in and when to stay the hell out. Basics, really.

However, I can sympathize. It ain't an easy run when the boss is known for multiple fingers in a panoply of puddings...the Harper pressure cooker has been known to move rapidly from slow to roaring boil.

All of this to say that my shingle should be up and running as soon as destiny shows a hand. Who would have thought it -- little old me, capital wring-maker.

2 comments:

  1. Perhaps a little to blunt and direct, try more obscurity next time.

    I never learned Navi.

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  2. CanadianSense,

    You are kidding, aren't you? You didn't take this post as serious angling for something.

    It was meant as tongue-in-cheek. Surely, what with our complicated relationship, it should come as no surprise to you.

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