Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Afghanistan: This Prime Minister Just Doesn't Get It.

""I don't want to risk the gains that Canadian soldiers have fought for and that they have sacrificed in such significant numbers for by pulling out too early if we can avoid that"

Right out of the mouth of Stephen Harper. Our military mission is nine years on, nothing more than an abject failure. If we were actually "winning" rather than entrenching a stalemate on the ground, Karzai would have no need to "negotiate" with the Taliban.

Rather than cutting our losses and leaving with honour, we choose to follow Cameron and the others and embrace the NATO shuffle...

I've got news for you, Prime Minister. This mission is going to end the same way it did for the Soviets -- B-A-D-L-Y. Your failure to realize that is surprising. Here we have a PM who is inevitably bowing to the bullying tactics of the Alliance. Ah, the delicious irony in that.

As a Liberal, my answer is a big NO. I urge Michael to follow my lead and not allow Canada to further entangle herself in Afghanistan. Our leader and party members know that this Prime Minister will never put training up for a vote in the House of Commons -- precisely because Harper knows ahead of time that it has just about a zero chance of passing. Hence, resorting to the distinct and predictable powers of the Executive.

Afghanistan, your time is up, or should be next spring. Those who fail to heed that glaring fact will quickly live to regret having foolishly endorsed such a blatantly ill-advised policy.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Time To Get Out Of Politics.

Some people have a knack for knowing precisely when to hang it up. They leave the scene on top of the wave that propelled them to Ottawa. Others, discover that they are suddenly and precipitously sinking fast -- so they scoot out of town with less than a minute to spare. Then there are those with little to no political instinct -- not to mention judgment, who deliberately choose to ignore the pressing political reality and unexpectedly find themselves going down spectacularly in flames.

With all the above in mind, I want to offer the politicians some friendly words of advice: you had better be hard as nails if you want to survive in this game; your confidence and esteem levels have to be stratospheric and your personal hide as tough as shoe leather.

If you don't have all of that, quite frankly, you don't belong in the federal arena. Remember, if everything starts grating on you, if every issue hotly debated is viewed as a personal attack, if each passing day you find it more difficult to maintain your good humour -- not to mention your temper, then get out -- because the expiration of your best-before date is rapidly approaching.

As Truman famously said, if you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. Just do the job. When it gets to the point where all you can do is feel sorry for yourself, complain and whine, then the time has arrived to hang up your political skates...

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Phone Call Of The Week!

Yes folks, I would gladly have paid good money to be in on the call between this Prime Minister and Kory...can you say collateral damage via the Laurie missile?

Suffice it to say that it's been reduced -- surprise, surprise, to another he said- he said with the kibosh coming directly from Dimitri, for public consumption.

Yeah right. Picture it, the Queen allegedly directly intervening to overrule and possibly sack a Governor General. We've seen nothing like this since Sir John Kerr, Down Under in 1975.

That one, no doubt left a bitter taste in Her Majesty's throat. In short, she would have been loathe to intervene into Canadian affairs in this manner.

I suspect that this Prime Minister knew it -- all along. Hence, the Dimitri "denial".

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Job One At Rideau Hall: Buying It "In Bulk".

I've got good news and bad news: first, that of a pleasant variety -- our next Governor General, David Johnston, will be sworn in on Friday in the Senate. Now, the not so edifying -- did the new team remember to buy medicine for Acid Reflex Disease "In Bulk"???

God knows, the new GG will find out rather quickly how much he'll need it. This Prime Minister has the habit of running his Governor Generals by the nose (or at least trying to). Let me see, what's likely to be on the menu this time -- Prorogation Three, perhaps? How's about a contest of wills as to who gets to call the tune under any and all eventualities.

Because I like Johnston here's a wise hint -- gratis -- don't make himself cool his heels for hours at a time before being allowed the privilege of conversing with him. He's got all the cards and is only too willing to play them -- hopefully not to your detriment.

So good luck in your new job! Remember, the dispensary is only a few feet away...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Tale of Inadequate Missiles.

I don't have to tell you what it's like to be stuck with a missile that somehow measures up as inadequate. You can compare and contrast as much as you like but the diagnosis is always the same: found wanting. The prognosis isn't much better either. You can dress it up in fancy, new, state-of-the-art hardware with all the shining bells and whistles -- top of the line stuff -- and yet, feelings of inferiority remain for not having passed the five to six inch standard...

As C.D. Howe famously said, "What's A Billion." when dealing with the ever fragile male ego and self-esteem. So bring it on, untendered, uninhibited and all!

Remember Canada. The real men are there for ya. Think of that tonight as you gratefully drift off to sleep. After all, the bill only comes due in the morning.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

A Conservative "Majority" At Work...

God Bless This Prime Minister! I want to thank him for all the tremendous work he's done of late on behalf of Michael Ignatieff and the Liberal Party of Canada. Pretty decent of the man, if I do say so myself.

A case in point: Helena Guergis, who despite being cleared by both the RCMP and the Ethics Commissioner, will not be the Conservative standard bearer in Simcoe-Grey in the next campaign.

As reported in The Star yesterday, the Conservatives already have a candidate (whom I suppose has never heard of stepping aside - a novel concept that, apparently -- at least in Conservative circles) planning to run in the riding.

The Star reported that the CPC could very well lose in Simcoe-Grey in light of a recent poll if previous Conservative strength divides on election day.

Sans commentaire, as we say in French.

But Ladies and Gentlemen, please pay close attention to this situational drama. Remember that this is sadly typical of this Prime Minister's behaviour when Harper deliberately chooses to dig in his heels rather than having to deal with a possible loss of face. Ego also has something to do with it -- not to mention the warm regard felt for Rahim in Conservative quarters.

Just picture it as a sneak preview of how a Conservative majority government would operate under the direction of this PM. Instructive, isn't it. You might want to view it a quick glimpse of "coming attractions". Or you may come to the conclusion that perhaps it's time to seriously think again before casting your ballot in the next federal election.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Got To Love That Picture Of CanadianSense!

You know CanadianSense, among my MANY hidden talents is the ability to read the lips of still photographs -- and you're recent change of photo practically screams: the Wildrose Alliance is COMING TO OTTAWA! Be afraid, Prime Minister, be very afraid...

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Waiting For The Long-Gun Registry Click...

Can you say political sea-change? Have you seen it coming? When is a loss -- even a politically horrendous one, suddenly a stunning victory that leads to serious political realignment?

I'm thinking September 22nd with the vote on the so-called private member's bill to abolish the long-gun registry. This legislation is a GOVERNMENT bill in everything but name. It tugs at this Prime Minister's heart strings. (Yes, he actually does have one.)

There will be a lot of damage done to at least two political parties: first and foremost to the New Democrats as their supporters in the cities puke their guts out at the loss of the LGR, and more importantly, vent their disgust at the polls for the way in which Jack will have handled this. My guess is a 10-15 seat loss for the NDP in the next election in major urban centers.

Then we come to the party that never met a legally-owned loaded gun it didn't like. The Conservatives don't need to whip the vote. They've already gotten the message -- loud and clear from the PMO. The loss of the long-gun registry will simply play into the overall perception of the direction this Prime Minister is planning to continue to take the nation in. Harper sees that as a plus. Yours truly regards it strategically speaking as a net minus.

Bring on the vote -- and the serious political consequences.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Of Bluff And Bluster?

Hasn't that film been running for almost five years now? Actors have changed along the way but much of the cast remains intact since 2006. Hmm. And what have we got to show for it?

We have a government advancing its political agenda (such as it regrettably is) one torturous molehill at a time. We have an official opposition seemingly on the cusp of moving in for the kill. We have a second opposition party so tied up in knots on the issue of the long-gun registry that it's not even funny. And then there's the Bloc -- the big winners of Canadian federalism. The only guys in Ottawa who have more job security than the Bishop of Rome...

You've just got to hand it to Canadians. When it comes time to seriously muck it up, we're in a class by ourselves. Stagnation central.

Seriously, makes yours truly want to head for the closest ATV and race off for parts unknown.

But then one thinks of the miners and what they have to endure in Chile. Millions are praying for their safe rescue. Ditto.

I suppose our fate as well rests solely on waiting it out. Late September will soon be upon us. May it finally bring deliverance: in one form or another.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Stephen Harper Is Ruining My Summer!!!

Call me peculiar but I'm used to having Stephen Harper up close and personal across my television screen. I like it best when this Prime Minister is right in the thick of it -- so much better for the opposition when the PM plays a prominent role in wearing the mistakes of his government!

But things just aren't the same now that the man has gone AWOL. We're told he's up for a little R & R with his family. Damn! Again, I want that guy right in the face of Canadians. Doesn't Harper care that he's ruining MY summer???

But alas, things at least aren't exactly a disaster either without his presence: I've still got the census bonehead play to kick around -- not to mention the new shiny phallic toys headed DND's way. Could be worse.

Hell, with the PMO denying that Guy Giorno is on the way out, I certainly can't complain. But I will.

Come on Prime Minister. Be a pal. Cut short that damned vacation and get right back into the swing of things. After all, you know how much that would please me! Shouldn't that count for something?

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Liberal Donations.

Fellow Liberals,

Please set me straight -- I thought the purpose of our donations was to build up as quickly as possible a political war chest with which to fight a reasonably imminent election. That's why I've anted up these past two years.

Did I miss a memo? Are we really sending our money to Ottawa for some other purpose other than election preparedness? Is the party content to sit on the sidelines for another three years before making the slightest move to oust the Harper government? If that's really the plan, count me out. My cash will stay right there, nice and warm in my pocket.

As Trudeau likely would have said, "What gives?"...

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Poor Don Martin...

It's safe to say that this Canada Day will more than likely not be one of the most memorable -- or pleasant for Don Martin!

Writing in The National Post, he had this to say yesterday:

"If Mr. Harper does call on Her Majesty to announce the vice-regal replacement on this tour, here’s hoping he steers clear of unworthy patronage payoffs or former politicians.

Support for this monarch is rooted partly in her dignified personality more than the position itself. For monarchist Harper, the best way to keep that sentiment alive is to choose a royal representative with charisma and class over political credentials."

All I can say is that loud sound you hear is not a vuvuzela (or even a Carnaval de Québec) horn! Rather, it's the noise of all that air coming out of Don's cherished balloon...

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Peter Milliken: Job Well Done!

I, for one, will miss the familiar sight of Speaker Milliken presiding over -- some would say tending -- to the scrappy children. They say patience is a virtue, and Peter Milliken would seem to be the living embodiment of that!

We owe him our thanks for the excellent job done over these many years.

But you know me, I can't conclude without hoping that we will eventually be hearing from Mr. Speaker about the so-called Afghan Document "Agreement". Something tells me Milliken will have more to say than the mere fact that he happens to agree with the three-party agreement.

Of course, I could be wrong, right!?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Why The G20 and G8 Costs Aren't Sticking.

What should be a spending outrage is nothing more than a passing blurb. Some may wonder why. Not yours truly. Most Canadians consistently vote against this government and yet it remains in office. Perhaps that has something to do with the limp-along strategy favoured in the OLO. You remember that one: yeah, yeah, just you watch, Harper will explode any day now -- then the fruit will be ripe for an election and back to power we go. Or so the delusion goes.

Our last chance to defeat this government (and I mean that quite literally) comes this fall. Our platform will be in place and it will be time for the rubber to hit the road. The present crowd has some serious reassessing to do. If it doesn't look really good poll-wise, they will do what they do best and more than likely retreat, once again.

Canadians, by and large, can barely stomach this Prime Minister but they will continue to vote for him unless the OLO finally gets its act together. That means a couple of things: firstly, Michael has to come to terms with the concept that he won't drop dead if somehow he doesn't become prime minister. It won't be the end of the world either, should it happen.

Secondly, I don't know about you but I want him to realize that fact and then to find the intestinal fortitude to risk it anyway. The best interests of Canada must come before those of any particular leader or politician. Can any of you honestly say that this country is being slowly transformed for the better under the stewardship of this Prime Minister? One need only look at the conduct of the PM to confirm my argument -- why did he reportedly almost bust a gut when Flanagan spilled the beans about the continued success of "incremental" Conservatism. Stephen Harper does best when the Canadian people are as close to comatose as possible. Failing that, as long as they are mostly distracted or uninterested, that default strategy continues to work for him thereby returning another Conservative minority government.

Fake outrage from Liberals hasn't done it, so far. Neither has the scandal-of-the-week. Time to move on to something else that most Canadians can relate to -- a principled belief that this government is no damned good for the kind of Canada most of us happen to believe in. Canadians have to come to the realization that the road we're painfully travelling on now only leads to a dead-end where Canada will ultimately no longer be recognizable as a true liberal-democracy.

Afghan documents, individual accountability of ministerial exempt staff, Freedom of Information requests, the fuck parliamentary committees manual, you name it -- the well established pattern continues as long as this government stays in office.

We can't wish Conservatives away. Our fate quite literally as a nation will rest on whether the three opposition parties respond in tune to the doorbell of political destiny. Time to suck it up -- put away each of our own petty political considerations and vote this government out of office at the earliest opportunity.

Some of us may go down in that election, but Canadians will thank us for doing what had to be done. Some will have died a heroic death on the political battlefield -- but even those will be fondly remembered, for fighting the good fight and paying the ultimate personal cost in pursuit of a just and noble political end. Canada awaits. It needs a reason to bestow its full confidence in us. Are we up to that challenge? For this country's sake, I hope to hell that we really are.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Nothing Quite Like "Guest" Posting!

Letting Conservatives Speak...

Posted at Threehundredeight.com:

Shadow said...

Don't let Quebec separate, it would give Harper a comfortable majority !!

Hmm ...

Could this be why a lot of western Canadians want Quebec kicked out of Canada, where as Liberals are fighting for it to stay ?

Interesting to think about.

12 June, 2010 17:26

And I was worried about those guys being Canada's worst nightmare. What was I thinking?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Nikki Yanofsky : I Believe!

There comes a moment when my heart must stand alone
On this lonely path I've chosen
Like a house thats not a home

Sometimes when I feel I've had enough
And I feel like giving up
You willed me to be all I can be
Now nothing can stop me

I believe in the power that comes
From a world brought together as one
I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of you and I

This is the moment we have dreamed of all our lives
We'll be the change we wish from others
We'll stand tall for what is right
And in my heart there'll be no doubt
The arms of the world will come reaching out
And embrace me to be all I can be
Now nothing can stop me

I believe in the power that comes
From a world brought together as one
I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of you and I
I believe in the power of you and I

I believe, I believe, I believe in..
I believe, I believe in you
I believe, I believe, I believe in..
I believe, I believe in you
I believe, I believe, I believe in you

I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of you and I
I believe the time is right now
To stand tall and make the world proud
I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power

I believe in the power that comes
From a world brought together as one
(Of you and I)

I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of you and I
(Power)

I believe the time is right now
(Of you and I)
Stand tall and make the world proud

I believe together well fly
(Together we'll fly)
I believe in the power of you and I
I believe in the power of you and I

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Putting The Senate Cork In On Supreme Court Bilingualism?

Funny, every time I turn around it seems we are assisting at the birth of another Conservative senator. Fart and you might have missed it! And they said the Conservative gene poll was losing its potency.

What I wouldn't give to tally the votes of Quebec Conservative Senators when the crunch comes -- or to put it more accurately, when divine inspiration (along with explicit directives) descends from on-high, otherwise known as the PMO.

As Eastwood would say: "Do you feel lucky," Senator?!!! Can you spell political retribution for any brave, roaming upper-class-person? Talk about being between a rock and a hard place for French-speaking senators, especially those hailing from Je me souviens. Indeed.

My friend, Michel Rivard, is about to have the most interesting time since being called to the Red Chamber. Will he be instrumental in fellow Conservatives toeing the line or will he and others break ranks as unequivocal expressions of La nation québécoise?

I know him pretty well (by now) even if we haven't spoken since his appointment with destiny. I think I know which way he'll go. The fun in it all will be seeing whether he's predictable. Stay tuned!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

NOTICE: ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES!

What an idiot I've been, toiling in relative obscurity with a rather low pay grade to show for it. Going from the relative drudgery of one working day to another -- when I could have made a mint -- training successive Conservative COS!

When I look at what they've been up to until now, I can't help but smile. Funny, but adroit somehow does not come to mind regarding their conduct.

We could start with the basics: getting along with others without really having to try! Then, we could deftly move on to other more pressing matters: the art of letter writing, the knack of knowing when to butt-in and when to stay the hell out. Basics, really.

However, I can sympathize. It ain't an easy run when the boss is known for multiple fingers in a panoply of puddings...the Harper pressure cooker has been known to move rapidly from slow to roaring boil.

All of this to say that my shingle should be up and running as soon as destiny shows a hand. Who would have thought it -- little old me, capital wring-maker.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

What Jeanne Said...

Jeanne Sauvé was an exceedingly wise person. You may remember what she said to her husband, Maurice, at the time of the patriation of the Constitution. In short, it translates into "What have we done?"

I won't even go there to repeat what Jean Marchand allegedly called his old friend, Pierre Trudeau, after that blessed Canadian event...

Canadians from coast to coast have a lot of soul searching still to do. Do they like Canada just as it is, even at the eventual risk of dismemberment? If that's the collective will of English Canada, so be it. It will be respected in French Canada, more particularly in Quebec, but it will have dramatic consequences.

And then there is the issue of the perennially "present" Bloc Québécois, the legitimate representatives of much of the Quebec electorate. Their presence in Ottawa does have its benefits -- chief among them, the so-called watchdog tempers the fervour of the sovereignty movement by creating in the minds of some Quebecers a false sense of political security.

But for those of us interested in supplanting the Bloc (probably later rather than sooner) that means looking for a deal with Ottawa, the provinces and territories. That my friends is the road to increased federalist seats in the province. Nothing else will do the trick as all parties in Ottawa are already aware.

Convenience dictates burying this old hot potato. Electoral smarts suggests another course of action -- that is, if the sovereignists are to be truly and finally vanquished.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Taking Them Out, Conservative-Style.

Are you like me? Do the words "sea-change" ring loudly in your ears as you behold the new Conservative strategy to deal with pesky unreliables...to watch their MPs in committee is to witness a deliberate hunt in sustained progress.

Don't have to overly exercise the little grey cells to figure out where this is going: we're now beyond damage control -- or even political containment. We're rapidly heading into the realm of replacement mode.

Can't tell you how many Conservatives quietly wish they would simply slip off the political landscape, never to be heard from again. Meanwhile, the big riding meeting just broke up, without even a hint of a quiet whimper.

As Chrétien was fond of saying: "Hold on tight, it's going to be one hell of a ride."

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Michaëlle Jean.

I guess I will have to finally raise a white flag and surrender. Now that the Governor General has publicly confirmed that her term will not be extended, one is left with the feeling that she will have to find other avenues to put her talents to work.

Very few people in this country of ours can legitimately claim to have made a difference in our society but Michaëlle Jean is definitely one of them. She took Canada and Canadians to a new place -- where we felt better about ourselves and each other. The Governor General showed us through her own actions how much potential we all have as individuals and how each of us can make that special difference.

I, for one, am looking forward to her second act. No doubt it will be more than memorable. In the words of Robert Frost:

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Has This Prime Minister Booked With Branson Yet?

Nah, they're crazy when they say that Ottawa is a high-stress environment. This Prime Minister doesn't look any worse for wear -- so what if he has to deal with Afghan torture, erratic MPs and what-you-ma-call-it: the thing that's abortion but really isn't about abortion. You know how that one goes -- the earth is round but we're still looking for the curve!

But back on topic...has the PM booked with Sir Richard Branson yet? I mean, seriously. The guy could use the big escape just about now. Think of it, off in sub-orbit without a care in the world for as long as the spacecraft fuel holds out.

That's the ticket Stephen -- Virgin Galactic! By all means, have somebody over in the PMO put down their wide black felt marker (otherwise known as the second appendage) and let those fingers do the walking.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Est-ce que c'était de commune renommée?

Disons, si c'était le cas, il faudra démissionner...

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Couples In Action...

Fortunately, I'm not big on kicking people when they're down -- and sometimes out. So instead of joining the choir, my approach to recent developments is to blog on the difficulties inherent with power couples.

It isn't an easy mix: most couples love each other and only want the best for their spouse. They know the black and white parameters but love being what it is, the elastic band can tend to stretch more than it should -- and said couples can find themselves in the sometimes notorious grey zone.

That tends to spell trouble with a capital "T". In some cases, that can lead to resignation, in others disgrace. Investigations are undertaken and charges can accompany inquiries.

Whether in the private sector or government, you can't take your eyes off the ball. You have to cut quickly to contain the damage. As stated before, perception is truly nine-tenths of the law. The next enemy is I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N which often leads to incredibly damaging speculation, sometimes eventually proven to be accurate but more often than not, which reveals itself to be groundless.

That's why accountability, accuracy and transparency are so essential in these matters. You have to get it all out there -- the good, bad and yes, the ugly as quickly as possible. But then comes the truly delicate part: carefully choosing the appropriate messenger -- in the interest of not compromising investigations or jeopardizing possible fair trials, it's not just anyone who can speak publicly on these subjects.

That's why our system allows for full disclosure (within reasonable limits) in the interest of justice by police and prosecutors. But remember, that disclosure has to be both as complete and as timely as possible.

Otherwise, no amount of damage control can be effective as matters such as these potentially turn into nothing more than a three-ring circus...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Prime Minister: Will It Be A Stomach Pump With That?

The calculus is really quite simple: this Prime Minister can have his electoral poison straight up -- or he can let the splendid agony go on for much longer and eventually take his dose thanks to a more effective time-released formula!

You know the drill: Afghanistan, Abortion, otherwise known as the Double A Whamee! Hard to crawl out from under those unpleasant rocks...yes, these aren't exactly heady times for Liberals but that's beside the point.

Liberals aren't the incumbent government. Liberals aren't still beating the bushes vainly in search of that ever elusive majority. It isn't the Liberal Party that's responsible for this country going in the wrong "direction". Liberals aren't rapidly becoming known as the Wrong Track Express Out Of Ottawa...

Here's an idea: why don't we finally just call it a day and have ourselves an old-fashioned election. Let the people decide. Surely, no one can have any bones about that.

Swallow hard and then pay a visit to the lady some would rather not see. It will only hurt for a short while -- mostly going down and then it will be all over, at least, politically speaking.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Segal Makes A Strong Case.

For those of you not already in the know, yours truly in addition to being a Liberal happens also to be a Red Tory and dare I say it, a Segalist. (some prefer Segalite) but I like the ring of the former better.

Conservative Senator Hugh Segal with his remarks today is suggesting that we will continue to need a military component in Afghanistan after July 2011 in order to protect our aid workers.

That strikes me as eminently logical. But it also brings up the question as to whether every country's military presently in that nation is charged with protecting its own nationals working on humanitarian projects. Maybe yes, maybe no.

In any event, something will indeed have to be put in place by someone to assure security for Canadian and other humanitarian groups on the ground in Afghanistan.

Sometimes I wonder why they don't just change the name of that country to Rubik's Cube...

Friday, March 26, 2010

My Secret Weapon In The PMO!

You have no idea how immensely relieved I am -- and here I was under the impression that I had to shoulder the awesome responsibility of attempting to deep six the Harper government.

And then came the news that a neutron weapon has suddenly been infiltrated into the PMO, much to my delight. Of course, this blessed event was not exactly shared with me with the intent of putting a smile on my face but it sure as hell has!

I can't help but wonder how long it will take before it goes off...they are not exactly known over there for their patience not to mention their latitude when it comes to margin of manoeuvre.

I figure we can expect detonation in less than six months. Those of you in the know are aware that six months was the threshold last time before the individual disappeared into the black hole -- a favourite destination for successive organizers.

Meanwhile, I'll keep my chin up and be on the lookout for unintended fireworks because as sure as I'm breathing there's no ifs, ands or buts about it. The only unanswered question is WHEN...

Monday, March 22, 2010

Will He Or Won't He?

For those of you who aren't inclined to patronize Nanos, feel free to input over here: the question of the week -- should the Conservative government strike a deal with the opposition parties in order to avoid a showdown over Afghan detainee documents? Yours truly is pushing it, hard.

The idea floating around is to dovetail the examination of documents by Mr. Justice Frank Iacobucci by adding credible politicians who have a strong background in national security matters.

I sense more than a hesitation to move forward with this trial balloon...personally, I wouldn't bet all my chips on which way the Speaker will go -- much less on how the Supreme Court of Canada is likely to rule on national security versus parliamentary privilege.

Time to cut losses and put egos in neutral. Otherwise...well, you can guess that part!

Monday, March 15, 2010

The Psychiatrist's Office.

Nurse: "Doctor, one fifteen and two fifteen have arrived...together!"

Psychiatrist: "What's that you say, together?"

Nurse: "They insisted on it. Said it had something to do with a public inquiry -- and delusions related to power. One keeps saying it's bound to do the trick to get his guys re-elected; the other man says it will help his side win government."

Psychiatrist: "Oh, this is much more serious than I thought. Send them both in immediately"

Nurse: "What is it Doctor, what do you suspect is the diagnosis?"

Psychiatrist: "Wishful thinking, definitely not founded in political reality."

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Certainty of Uncertainty!

Don't you just love it? I think I can safely say without equivocation that I haven't got a clue where we're going politically speaking, from this point on. I thought CanadianSense showed true warmth in sending me the roll call on the budget vote. Nice touch that. Shows how much he holds me in high regard!

Anywho -- not to put too fine a point on it, but this topsy-turvey world is in for a continuing round of earthquakes. Who knows how it will all eventually play out. Moral certainty has taken a holiday and he who happens to laugh last is bound to be the one with the most withered and worn down claws...

Yours truly will enjoy watching the parade go by: let the true geniuses across party lines take it from here. Let's seem 'em strategize their way to a majority government. Conversely, watch with me as the other guy digs himself out of the hole, or at least tries to.

Make your own beds, my friends. Prove to me that I was wrong and that you're right. I may not be Albert Einstein but I am smart enough not to hold my breath in the interim waiting for your impressive results...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

He'll Be On The Ropes - Tomorrow.

I feel sorry for the Ignatieff brain trust in the OLO. They're more than hot and bothered: everything this government does or even contemplates is absolutely wrong for Canada and as far as they're concerned, this Prime Minister should be shown the door.

Trouble is, the timing isn't right! Sound familiar, didn't the last leader of the party echo those same sentiments? (And look where it got Stéphane Dion...)

Come on, wake up and inhale feverishly the smell of the coffee. Are you guys actually that out of step with modern political reality? Do you really believe that this Prime Minister will gladly pencil in his own execution for Spring 2011?

They told us with great pride that the "professionals, the adults," were FINALLY in charge of the OLO. Come again?

Quite obviously, the OLO knows next to nothing about the man serving as prime minister and even less than that about his strategic instincts. Harper will be tickled enough to coast along for yet another year thanks to Liberal and NDP bungling and will quietly hatch his plan for going to the people at a time and place of his own choosing.

In other words, nirvana for the opposition parties, projected for Budget 2011 will never see the light of day. This Prime Minister will pull the rug out from under them once again in his continual quest at remaining in power.

Some time back Stephen Harper predicted privately that Michael Ignatieff would join Stéphane Dion as charter members in the Edward Blake Club...some of us want to do our best at preventing that but hey, we need for the OLO to pull with us. Thus far, they have been found wanting.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The House That Gelatin Built.

The boys and girls are back to "do" the pressing "work" that Canadians "demand" of them! (Too bad so many people have already pre-sold the Brooklyn Bridge...)

They say laugh and the world laughs with you -- well, let the deluded continue to think that. For my part, I can't help but feel sympathy for the spineless cardboard cutouts intent on not rocking the boat on the cliffs erstwhile known as Barrick Hill.

It's a potent virus and spreading fast across all the parties with the exception of the Bloc Québécois. Talk about a reward for eventually getting over it: at minimum, one more year of Conservative government. Kind of makes me want to win the upchuck gold medal.

So stay tuned for much more of the same. Political deadlock in tandem with an equal dose of parliamentary ineptness.

Only in Canada, once again, remonstrance without result. That's half the trouble...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

That Pesky Iron Law Of Politics.

Did I ever get a chuckle reading John Ivison's piece in The National Post on Guy Giorno. Is Double G about to get the "Double Shuffle"??. Only his Prime Minister knows for sure, and for the moment, Harper isn't telling!

Ivison describes the prime ministerial irritation this way: "The Prime Minister has never minded criticism, but in this case all the flak he's taken since the start of the year must be galling, since he had to be talked into prorogation against his will, according to a number of senior Conservatives."

This sorry episode has shone a bit of light into the inner recesses of the mind of this Prime Minister. It reminds us that Harper is at his strongest (and sometimes weakest) when he personally charts the way. More often than not, his political instincts have not failed him. But when they have, it's been doozy time.

The lesson revealed here which all leaders can benefit from is to remember that nothing good ever comes from being "talked into" something. In fact, a properly seasoned subordinate will know better than to even try.

Preston Manning got it exactly right when he said "THINK BIG!". Leaders are meant to show the way and followers -- to prevent screw ups.

Forgetting that pesky Iron Law of Politics inevitably leads to repeated mistakes, some more costly than others.

Guy Giorno knows that the clock is ticking. He hasn't got much time left. We'll soon find out if he manages to make the best of it.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Silence Is Deafening.

Imagine how Pierre E. Trudeau would feel. We have Charter rights and yet this government sees fit to blatantly ignore them. No to physical repatriation, no to a trial back home to determine innocence or guilt.

Let him rot they say with more than a hint of glee. Not exactly the Canadian way. That's not how I'd define fairness -- not to mention justice.

But is anyone surprised? It's just the most recent installment of the March of the Tone Deaf. These guys do have at least one talent though: digging their own government's grave is well underway.

They are intent on going down "Their Way". Who am I to argue. In true Canadian fashion, I'll limit myself to wishing them well in their endeavour.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Tim!

It's time for the Government of Canada to make the donuts...you remember how that one goes, raising TAXES. You'll never hear it from this Prime Minister's lips but after all -- the man is an economist.

He knows a revenue black hole when he spots one...the trick will be pulling it off. What with the gravitas of Stockwell Day newly installed at Treasury Board and the old reliable (Sorry, Jim) still calling the tune over at Finance, the squeeze is in and the tap has been closed.

Now Tim and the other creative Conservatives can spin Gerard Kennedy's remarks until the cows come home but Canadians are smart enough to know that a further dent in their wallets is not too far off.

What I like about Gerard is his intellectual honesty and yes, his guts. Sure, he wasn't reflecting party policy when he quoted the FCM poll but he gave us a lot to think about as regards federal spending priorities.

Yours truly is not a big fan of raising the GST. One of the few pleasures of many people is conspicuous consumption. I also don't like one rate that applies across the board. I prefer looking at corporate income taxes and surcharges or bracket increases on high-earning individuals (now there's another heart attack in the making just trying to set the bar) as potential means to a fiscal end.

But remember folks, Tim and the other strategists are hurting bad these days. They know that this Prime Minister has put himself in a box of his own making. They can quite literally skate for the gold medal and still end up in the dumpster.

Ain't politics a gas!

Why Ekos Is Important.

Much has been made of the so-called Liberal lead in the latest Ekos poll: 0.5% is no reason to crack open the champagne. Rather, it's symptomatic of the problems facing all four parties represented in the House of Commons.

Let's take them one by one -- Conservatives should be concerned. This poll perhaps heralds the death knell of any chance they may have had of forming a majority government. It says something about this Prime Minister: that people's doubts are alive and well about Harper's suitability as a PM. The well established tendency to continually and inevitably overreach is the largest chink in the Harper armour.

Liberals aren't out of the woods either. There is no apprehended breakout on the political horizon. That's precisely why Conservatives are still smiling. The leader keeps plugging away, much to my delight, but significant forward projection past the incumbent government remains elusive. (We won't go into that one again. Enough already.)

The New Democrats, Bloc Québécois, and even the Greens, have the same problem. They're dropping. So much for the LaytonDemocrats consigning the Liberals to the ash heap. In Quebec, the Bloc remains the flavour of the month -- but without any enthusiasm, much less a bandwagon.

In short, people can't find a champion they have complete confidence in. That means trouble with a capital "T" for all the parties, not to mention a likely low turnout on election day.

But at least it's not all bad. The Conservative Party, Quebec Political Operations Director has said adiós, muchachos. That should keep them off-balance and spinning their wheels in Quebec for a while longer!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A Message For Fellow Liberals.

There comes a time when it becomes imperative that we speak truth to power. Granted, that is never an easy thing to do -- much less to hear. But when you're committed to the best interests of Canada, not to mention your own party, you swallow hard and get on with it.

Think of it, we have some of the greatest political fighters in living memory within our midst. I won't name them, you know who they are. These people should be first in line to set the leader straight on what is working and what quite obviously ain't.

Unlike some Liberals, I have the utmost confidence in Michael. I can readily see all the raw potential that lies within him. But I also see a politician who has failed thus far to find his political self, much less his voice.

Come on Michael. We both know you can do it. Most of us are ready to walk through fire for you but hey, the way things are playing out right now just isn't as it should be.

Time to take a second look and change our strategy. The ball is in Donolo's court. Let's see what he can do with it. But remember, time is not a luxury that we can endlessly afford...

Monday, January 25, 2010

Dear Prime Minister,

Like many Canadians, I was proud and happy to make a not insignificant personal donation for Haitian relief. I want to thank you and your government for lifting the cap on matching funds by the federal government.

As per usual, in light of all the action something has been understandably forgotten -- it's only the small matter of $900 million dollars USD sitting in Saudi Arabia. Perhaps it wouldn't be a bad idea for the lead governments to coax our friend into giving back the money before "returning" to Haiti.

Mind you, should he be delayed, having been obliged to take a little detour via The Hague, no problem, we'll understand...

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Prorogation: Was It Good For You?

As most of you know, in light of prorogation of Parliament by this Prime Minister, Liberal support in the polls has gone up to the point where a fifteen point deficit has been eliminated and we are now "competitive" with the Harper government.

On the surface, that should strike all Liberals as good news. But in reality, it isn't. What we're experiencing now is what I would term prorogation froth -- a temporary manifestation of righteous indignation on the part of everyday Canadians.

I feel sorry for those who actually believe that we can build a solid foundation on top of prorogation. Polling patterns clearly demonstrate that we can't. Canadians for better or worse, have grown comfortable with a Jack and Michael political ménage à deux.

You saw it with your own eyes at the rally in Ottawa. There is no political dividend to be had. Both parties are pursuing the backing off strategy and that will lead to voters backing off from choosing their champion to fight for them against the Harper government. It's like a cat chasing its tail. Don't expect different results by repeating the same flawed strategy.

I will bet you dollars to doughnuts that I'm on the money here. Give me a call in March just before the PM takes the screws to the opposition and we will be right where we find ourselves now -- in second place.

In politics, you can't fight gravity by inaction. Coasting along is not a winning strategy. Waiting for the other guy to shoot himself in the head won't do it either. In short, you win by defining your leadership and your party, by picking your battles, by boldly striking out and seizing the right moment to propel your party past the others on the Hill. By having a vision for Canada and by having the stones to lay it all out for the Canadian people...oh, Harper will steal it, is the retort. So what. Better to stand for something concrete than to stand for nothing more than a political vacuum. No substance, no relevance, no credibility and certainly no political glory.

Is anyone willing to take my bet? Liberals can get it right or they can prepare to sink once again in the post-prorogation polls. When people think of I-G-N-A-T-I-E-F-F, I want him to remind them of a street fighter who is willing to put his leadership on the line and fight for what he truly believes in. It's time for Michael to let his gut and heart do the talking. Stow away the brain-centered reservation and get on with it. The last thing we need, as Liberals, is for people to yawn, or worse yet, shrug as soon as his name is mentioned.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The "Demotion" Locomotion.

Some of them may be bitching and complaining. Others might be cursing the Prime Minister under their breath but at least they are still in the ministry. They might as well count themselves lucky.

Think back to how former Prime Minister Jean Chrétien used to "settle" the question of under-performing ministers. Wasn't very pretty and it cut like a knife. That's what I liked about Chrétien -- the guy always had the guts to do his own slicing...just imagine how many of Harper's ministers would be long gone if Jean was still at the helm. (Here's a hint: it takes at least two hands!)

However, does that mean that these particular ministers deserved their lot. I'm not so sure. I thought Peter Van Loan was doing a reasonable job at Public Safety. I had no complaints about how Diane Ablonczy was running her shop. In fact, someone should pass the Conservatives a good dictionary so they can get a better idea of what "ministerial discretion" really entails. Diane has always been top drawer in my book. Too bad pandering to the base comes before that consideration.

And then there's Lisa Raitt, minister of repeated mistakes. Perhaps her move to Labour is justified but I do want to say something in her defence. I was none too pleased when she was "persuaded" to go before the cameras and speak of her family tragedy. IMHO, that was about as low as the PMO could get. No wonder she spent all that time crying in her office.

Finally, yours truly is left after each shuffle with the same unanswered question. When is James Rajotte finally going to make it in? I don't care if the cabinet is already chock full of Albertans. Rajotte has earned his place at the table.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Today Is The Day.

Much is made of the fact that the roots of Canadian nationhood can be found on the battlefields and in the trenches of Vimy Ridge.

Today, we experienced something similar: we saw on our television sets a government finally come into its own. Watching this Prime Minister and his ministers almost effortlessly handling the give and take of the Haiti file was quite a revelation for yours truly.

Some of you will recall that I've taken on many of these same ministers in the past. I landed a few but then again, so did some of them!

I'm taking off my partisan hat on Haiti. Rather, they deserve a hat tip. The Harper government has struck just the right note in representing Canadians and reflecting our common values. Job well done, with much more work ahead.

Please donate to reputable charities. Mine will be made next week.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Listen To Laureen.

That's the only advice I have for this Prime Minister. None of us are getting any younger. Slow down, seriously reduce the on-deck hours and take time to smell the roses. And most important of all, get plenty of sleep and exercise. See the doctor at least once a year.

In my own case, the next thing he'll be tackling is cholesterol levels in my blood. We are what we eat -- and we love to eat. That certainly describes yours truly to a tee!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I Guess It WAS A Game-Changer.

Poof. There goes the fifteen point lead! I hope this Prime Minister gets a lot of sleep. He's going to need it mightily in light of the recent release of a Strategic Counsel poll -- followed by one from Ekos -- which demonstrate that the Conservative lead has evaporated.

Kind of puts quite a damper on politicians celebrating in Vancouver and Whistler.

Somewhere, Warren Kinsella has a grin as big as all outdoors.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Wow! What A Broadside.

And they say that lunch in front of the television can be boring...not today. There I was right in the middle of a joint federal-provincial announcement to turn household agricultural waste into biomass energy when suddenly POW: no sooner had the word Copenhagen come out of the reporter's mouth and Quebec Premier Jean Charest let go a volley against those who criticized him for his remarks in Copenhagen.

My first reaction was one of astonishment, immediately followed by amusement. But then came a strange reaction -- I wondered if his remarks were fair. I'm told that some people are upset allegedly because the Quebec government was misrepresenting the federal position at Copenhagen; others say the federal government was allegedly doing the same thing regarding the Quebec position. A real case of he says, he says! Who knows what the truth really is but I would sure like to know what is what.

In any event, we learned two things from this spectacle. First, we found out the answer to Peter Mansbridge's question. Boy, the Prime Minister sure as hell has changed from four years ago. In spite of the look on his face, he maintained his composure and did not rise to the bait. (To his credit, Charest blasted away in both languages thereby allowing the PM to respond in English if he so chose to.)

The other thing we learned is trivial in nature. We found out that Ron O'Dowd will never be either prime minister or premier. Had I been on the receiving end, I would have blasted back with as much fury as I could muster. Say what you like about Stephen Harper but at least you have to admit that he is a bigger person than yours truly.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

About To Blow It On Scanners...

I share Stephen Harper's view that I'd rather not be blown out of the sky on my next flight. But in the rush to put the finger into the hole in the dike, Canada, the United States and other countries have not taken the time to think things through.

Hence the rush to purchase and install scanners in airports. I think Time Magazine hit the nail on the head when it reported the following:

"MILLIMETER-WAVE SCANNER
This uses radio waves to generate a detailed image, which has raised some privacy concerns. The TSA has 40 of these machines stationed at 19 airports, mostly reserved for passengers warranting extra security. It plans to field nearly 900 by 2014.
Would it have detected the explosives on Flight 253? Probably"

Probably? Probably! Simply not good enough. On to the next option:

"BACKSCATTER X-RAY
This emits low-intensity beams that highlight organic compounds like explosives and drugs. The TSA has ordered 150 of these machines. Privacy concerns could be addressed by placing the security officers reviewing the images in a room away from the scanner.
Would it have detected the explosives on Flight 253? Yes"

Hello! Enough said.

Prorogation: Not Buying What The Prime Minister Is Selling.

Boy, is this Prime Minister ever resorting to flimsy excuses: it's OK to prorogue because Chrétien did it -- twice. Sorry, but that doesn't cut the mustard.

Perhaps one day, some day far off, it will finally dawn on our PM that his is a minority government. Last time I checked that meant that his party can't command the confidence of the House of Commons without at least one opposition party propping up his government.

Yes folks, that also should work in reverse -- it may be legal but it certainly isn't legitimate to prorogue when your government can't, on its own, sustain itself on matters of confidence.

That's why Harper has got it wrong.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Sorry, Good Friend.

Dear Blog,

Sorry for abandoning you for so long. I do feel guilty -- it's almost as if I've cheated on you. That wasn't right, running elsewhere to fight battles among many people who just aren't interested in really hearing what you have to say.

Don't get me wrong. I'm right some of the time but I've also been full of shit on more than one occasion. Yes, my ego is as big as everyone else's but time for some humble pie.

And now to business:

Canadians thirst for leadership. They aren't searching for the "next" dictator but then again, neither are they interested in the "next" patsy. We know precisely what we've got with this Prime Minister and where he's going, for better or worse.

That seems to be sufficient for most voting Canadians. I feel truly sorry for them. That's certainly not what I'm hoping for in the next prime minister. I'm looking for a leader who puts his own political interests second to that of the nation; I want a guy running the operation who feels it right down to his balls that this country, as we have traditionally known it, is going to hell in a hand basket and that he bloody well better do something about it, and quickly; I'm pulling for someone who is not merely content to take "direction" from the Canadian people; I'm with that fellow over there who knows when and how to draw the line in the sand, and more importantly, why.

Spring will be our hour of reckoning. I'm tired of being disappointed.